优加自制开年大剧《The Sudden Excitement》，笑点密集，请提前穿好纸尿裤！

电影重贺岁，电视拼开年，开年大剧一向是各大卫视必争之地。优加青少备受瞩目的第一开年大戏，当属其自制剧《The Sudden Excitement》。如果你想从繁杂苦闷的生活中暂时抽离，不妨一起观看！友情提示：笑点密集需要提前穿好纸尿裤，防止笑尿~

导演/剧本作者

冯扬

演员

优加青少英语学员

赵俊硕，徐萌荫，高天一，李怡然，樊邓岳，杨圣哲，周璟涵

指导老师

赵珺露

Lily: Are you ready to test this Yoyo?(Excited)

Lily:Yoyo，你做好测试这个流星的准备了吗？

Yoyo :( Speaking fast)I...I don’t know.(Panic, confused)What if the chemical inside exploded our lab? What if the chemical is toxic? What if it starts a nuclear chain reaction once we experimented on it? What if(Rub hair, speaks faster)......

Yoyo：我不知道...要是里面的化学物质爆炸了怎么办？要是里面的化学物质有毒怎么办？要是一些列核反应发生了怎么办？要是...

Lily:(pretended Yoyo’s sound)What if... What if ... What if... Come on,

Yoyo, I can testify the safety on my name(Proudly), I, am Lily Elderson!!!(Proudly)What could possibilly go wrong, right?(摊手)

Lily: 怎么办...怎么办...行了，别担心了,Yoyo！我可以以我的名字担保，不会有事的！

Yoyo:Well, I think you made a point(Think for a while).Comeon, Lily---(The stone cracked in half)(suprised shocked)(Stared at the rock in Joe’s hand)

Yoyo: 好吧，你说的有道理。来吧！

Lily:(Very suprised)O...k, I guess, something really could go wrong.

Lily: 哇...你还真的是对的，还真的会有状况啊...

[Lily was holding the apart stone, and picked out a green ring on it.]

[Lily捡起石头中的戒指]

Lily:What is this? Humm, it’s gonna be suitable for my friend, but I’m gonna try it first.

Lily:这是什么啊？看起来会很适合我的朋友啊，我先试试。

Yoyo:Wait,I thought I am your friend！(Confused, a bit angry)

Yoyo:等下，我不就是你的朋友么！

Lily: Look! I am the Green Lantern! I am Lily Jordan!(Raise up his fist with the ring on it).

Lily:看！我是伟大的绿灯侠！我是Lily Jordan

Steven:Exploding news, guys, exploding news!(Shout with excitement)

Steven：惊爆消息，惊爆消息，完全惊爆啊！

James:What is it, Steven?(Curious)

James:什么事情啊？

Steven:Exploding news, exploding news!

Steven：惊爆消息，惊爆消息，

James: News! Ok, I got it ! What is it?

James: 新闻，好的，我知道了？什么新闻呢？

Steven:My father, you know, from the News of the company Hellzabors, Discovered this ring!Isn’t it beautiful?(Show James the ring in the box)

Steven：你知道我爸在Hellzabors新闻社工作，他们发现了这个戒指，赞吧？

James:This?This ugly green ring?I can barely look at it!

James: 这个? 这个丑绿戒指...我都不想看它...

Steven:Oh, and look, do I really look much more beautiful with this hat? My mother said so, and I ......

Steven: 好吧，看我带着个帽子帅不，我妈说我特帅......

James:Yeah, your mother was just giving you a reply so you wouldn’t do that again. And by the way, what are you doing?

James: 你妈妈只是说说而已...你干啥呢...

Steven:Look at me!I’m so handsome!

Steven: 看我，太帅了

James:Steven!You know what? I probably wanna look at that ring for a long-long time, to watch it’s beauty.

James:来，让我再看看那个戒指哈。

Steven:Oh, ok.

Steven：行了，看吧

Steven:Have you finished feasting the beauty of the ring?

Steven: 看够我超赞的戒指了没...

James:(Look at steven)Yeah, of course...Once you stopped your ridiculous dance.

James:看完了，但是请你别再跳了...

Steven:My mother told me my dance is great!

Steven:我妈说我跳舞跳得特好！

James: Well...I,UM,I want to use the toilet, do you have any paper? No?Bye!(James off)

James:好吧，我要去上厕所，你有纸吗？

Steven: But the toilet is...That way...(Steven: off)

Steven:但是厕所在...那边啊...

All: Hello Miss Jenny!(Bow)

全体：Jenny 老师好！

Jenny:Thank you, my dears!(Everyone sit)Now let’s start our drawing lesson! I’m Miss Jenny,you know, the same teacher that teaches you Science, Physics, and P.E. Lessons. Now, today’s topic is whatever you like,please start drawing!

Jenny：谢谢亲爱的同学们。现在我们开始绘画课！我是你们的体育老师、物理老师、科学课老师，也是美术老师。今天的话题是“随便”，现在开始画吧！

James:(Look at steven’s painting)What is this, steven? A monkey?(Point at it)

James: Steven, 你这画的是啥啊？猴子？

Steven:(Yell)No!(Angry) It’s a tree!(Very angry)

Steven: 不！这是一棵树啊！

James:(Raise steven’s painting)Everyone!Everyone!Look at this!Is this a tree?(yell)

James: 筒子们，筒子们。看看这个，这是树吗？

Steven:(Quickly grab it)Oh, come on!Give it to me!

Steven: 讨厌！还给我！

James:Next time, you’ll have to draw better!

James：你下次得画好点！

Steven:Arrrrrge, Give it Back! It’s not good to mock at other’s painting! What have you got here?(Raise James’s painting)

Steven: 真烦！还给我！凭什么对我的画指手画脚！你画的是啥！？

James: Hey!Mine’s better than yours, you’ve got to admit that!

James：我的比你的好！你不得不承认这个事实

Jenny:Hum, this is fun!

Jenny:不错

Steven: Gahhhhh James! What are you doing!You know there’s a class rule of not mocking at others’s painting! You know, You know,Ok. You draw your painting, make it better! Ha! Why didn’t you compare yourself with Leonardo Da Vinccey?you...

Steven：啊~~James，你在干啥？你知道不可以嘲笑别人的画！你就管画好你自己的！你为什么不把你的和达芬奇的画比？！

James: Oh my...(Off) Let’s leave, everybody!

James:哦天啊！我们还是出去吧，筒子们

Jenny: What is going on here, steven?

Jenny：Steven发生了什么？

Steven: Ahh, my favorite teacher Jenny. Don’t worry， I promise I’ll be there with you forever.(Slower, Scarier...)

Steven：哦，我最爱的老师Jenny。别担心，我答应你，我永远永远都陪着你...

Jenny:What? Ok, That’s a kind of scary......(Back to the door)

Jenny:天！这怎么听起来这么恐怖？！

Steven: If I give you three letters, which one will you choose? A, B, or C?

Steven：如果我让你从A，B，C三个字母选择，你选择哪个？

Jenny: Umm, what are they?

Jenny：他们都是什么？

Steven:The dish you will feast on.

Steven: 你要吃的饭

Jenny:Oh, then A, probably.

Jenny：那就A吧。

Steven: Oh, A, what a wonderful choice, I guess ‘I’,will be your delicious dish.

Steven：不错的选择，所以我们就去I饭店吧

Jenny: Ok, I’ll get to the restaurant “I” ,hope you will keep your promise!’cause one must keep their promises, you know!

Jenny: 好的，我到“I”饭店去等你，你最好别食言，因为人必须兑现承诺！

Steven:Ahhh, I felt dizzy, What is going on?

Steven：天，我觉得好晕...发生了什么？

President: OMG, look at this place! The trees are so white, the ground is so white, and anything else are so white!

总统：哇，这里好美啊！树那么白，地那么白，所有东西都那么白！

FollowerA: You’re right, my president, you always says the truth.

随从A：哦，总统大人，你说得对，你说什么都对！

FollowerB:Oh president! Why would you listen to this guy? He is useless. You should wear more, I think.

随从B：哦，总统大人，你为什么听她的话，她真是太没用了。您该多穿点！

FollowerA: Hey Miss, You’re not his father, aren’t you? Why are you caring so much?

随从A：小姐，你又不是她爸爸，你管那么多干什么？！

FollowerB: Yes I’m not his father, I am his mother!

随从B：是，我不是她爸爸，但是我是她妈妈！

President(Angry but excited): Look! They have frozen him!

总统：看啊，他们把他冻住了

[Steven wakes up Steven醒了]

FollowerB: Run for your life, girl!

随从B：快逃命啊！！！！！

Steven: I made my promise, and I must keep it! Oh ring, will you take me?(Fly off)

Steven：哦，对了，我和Jenny的约定，我一定得遵守，哦，戒指带我去学校！

Follower B:Oh no! Oh my! James, you have to listen to me, Steven... he escaped!

随从B：哦天啊，糟糕了，James，你听我说，Steven逃跑了！

James:What? Holy Damn crackers, he must be coming here to revenge!

James:真的吗，不好，他一定会找我报仇的！

Daniel:Don’t worry James, I mean, who will can he harm? He’s just a...

Daniel：别怕，James，他没办法伤害你的

Steven:James, Where you! Come out and...(shout)

Steven: James, 你给我出来！

Daniel:What’s the matter Steven?

Daniel:Steven怎么了？

Steven:Oh my God! You are Daniel Elvis, the boxer!

Steven：天啊，你就是著名拳击手Daniel！

Daniel:Um...yes?

Daniel:所以呢？

Steven:I read so much about you! Will you sign my autograph, please?(speak fast)
Steven:我真是久仰大名啊，给我签个名吧

Daniel:What?

Daniel：啥？

Steven:An autograph, you know, what celebrities give to their fans, a kind of picture.

Steven：你知道就是明星给粉丝的签名

Daniel:I know what an autograph is! But you’ve read about me? I don’t know when...

Daniel: 我知道签名是啥意思，可是你从哪看到的我...

Steven:Alright. I’ve read your article on”Sleeping”,”Sleeper’s magazine” and “Super sleeper”. You are really good at sleeping man. But I need to find Jenny. Will you help me?

Steven:我在“睡觉”“卧铺”“超级卧铺”等杂志中都看见了你，你最擅长睡觉...我现在得马上找到Jenny，你能帮助我吗？

Daniel:Um...OK?

Daniel:好吧...

Steven:(stretch out his hand)Touch my ring. It feels awesome!

Steven:碰下我的戒指，你会觉得很爽的

Daniel:(touch it)Oh, yeah, it does feel great!

Daniel:还真是   [Daniel knees down  Daniel单膝跪下]

Steven:Listen to me,Daniel Elvis!  Go and find James.

Steven：听我说，Daniel！去把James给我带来！

Daniel:Yes, master.(off)

Daniel: 遵命！

Jenny:Steven! There you are! I’ve been waiting here for you for ages!

Jenny:Steven 你怎么才来，我等你等得花儿都谢了！

Steven:It’s OK, Jenny, let’s have our dinner.

Steven：没事，Jenny，我们去吃饭吧！

Officer(Yoyo):Hey you, stop! You’re not allowed to touch her.

警官：你！不许碰她！

Steven:Who are you? And why are you a girl?

Steven:你是谁？！你为啥是女的？！

Officer(Yoyo):Sometimes, girls are much more useful than boys!They know the boys are weakness!

警官：我告诉你，很多时候女生比男生更强大，男生就是弱爆了。

Jenny:Whoa whoa whoa! What’s going on here?

Jenny:天啊，这是在干啥？

Steven:Why did you eat with this guy, Jenny? You also have me!(hand shaking)

Steven:你为啥约了她？！我们先约好的啊！

Jenny:No,this is not what I meant!(off) Steven please!

Jenny: 不，我不是那个意思！真是...

Steven:Wait for me!(off)

Steven:等等

Daniel:James Buzard come out!

Daniel:James给我出来

James:Daniel? Why are you... so weird?

James: Daniel你怎么看起来怪怪的？

Daniel:First, I’m always weird. Second, I’m strong. And third, Steven wants you!(go catch James)

Daniel：首先，我一直都很怪，其次，我现在很健壮！还有，Steven让我来抓你！

【James 逃跑， Daniel追】

Daniel:Hello stranger! Have you ever seen James Buzard running pass?

Daniel: 陌生人，你好！你有没有见到James跑过去？

James:Um...yeah, I think he went that way.(point)

James：看到了，好像往那边跑了

[Daniel run off]

James:Whew, this is so close!

James：太险了

Daniel:What did you say?(stop)

Daniel：你刚才说啥？

James:I said...whaaaaaat?

James：我说什么了？

Daniel:You said Holy Damn crackers!

Daniel：你说了天啊！

James:I...did I?

James：我说了吗？

Daniel:You are James Buzard!

Daniel:你就是James！

James:Wow, you are strong!

James：你怎么这么大劲！

Jenny: I’ve been so sleepy these days. A cup of coffee, please!

Jenny:我最近都特别困，给我来杯咖啡！

Waiter (Cindy): Um… You’re buying the 9th cup or 19th cup?

服务员：这是你买的第9杯咖啡，还是第19杯啊？

Jenny: What? I’ve drunk that less? So that’s why I feel asleep. I thought I’ve drunk over 100 cups.

Jenny：我才喝了那么少，难怪我这么困。我以为我都喝了一百多杯了

Waiter (Cindy):We won’t sell you any more coffee, Miss. (off)

服务员：我们不能卖你那么多咖啡

Jenny: I just need more coffee! (sleep)

Jenny：我就是想喝点咖啡...

James: You’ll pay the bill!

James：你付钱

Steven: No you pay it !

Steven：不，你付！

James: You pay it ! 

James：你付钱！

Steven: (look at Jenny) Quiet! Jenny’s almost asleep.

Steven：你小点声，Jenny在睡觉

James: OK, but you still have to pay the bill.

James：那也是你付钱

Steven: Whatever, I want some sprite! WAITER!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? (shout)

Steven: 不和你说了，我要和雪碧！服务员，过来下！

Waiter (Cindy): What? I’m right here. (aside Steven)

服务员：来了

Steven: Do you have any sprite?

Steven：你这有雪碧吗？

Waiter (Cindy): Um… Yeah.

服务员：有啊

Steven: Two cups of them please! Yeah!

Steven：给我来两杯

Waiter (Cindy): Here you go! Do you need some ice?

服务员：雪碧来了，你们需要冰吗？

James: I’m sure he wants some. [nods again]

James：肯定要的

[Waiter (Cindy) go and get ice, put it in Steven’s bottle  服务员出去]

Steven: There’s something wrong with this sprite,ice is supposed to float on water,but...

Steven: 这个雪碧不太对劲啊，并应该浮在上面，但是...

James: Oh come on, nothing is wrong with the sprite. Well, have you learned physics of Junior?

James：得了吧，什么问题也没有。你没学过物理吗？！

Daniel: (rush up) DON’T DRINK IT, MY LORD.

Daniel: 主人，您先别喝

Steven: Daniel ? I told you to--

Steven: Daniel, 我不是说...

Daniel: No my lord, I just--I want to take a picture of you drinking sprint!

Daniel:不，大人，我是想给你拍张美照！

Waiter: (whisper) Do you think this is going to work?

服务员：你觉得这个会有用吗？

James: (whisper) Of course! I’m a genius, right?

James：当然，我是天才！

Waiter: I certainly doubt that.

服务员：我可有点怀疑

Steven: Doubt what? (already drink the sprint)

Steven：怀疑什么？

Waiter: Now can we tell him please?

服务员：我们现在可以说了吗？

James: No, we can’t. And please don’t drink too fast,Steven. Your sprite wasn’t icy enough!

James：不可以，别喝太快，Steven，你的雪碧不够冰哦

Waiter: Yeah, you are totally right.

服务员：你说的对！

Steven: Why am I feeling so dizzy? James, there must be something wrong!

Steven:我怎么这么晕...James,肯定这里有猫腻

James: No! How can the sprite be wrong?

James：不！雪碧能有什么问题

Steven: Then why am I dizzy? (sit on the ground)

Steven: 那我为什么这么晕

James: Speaking of wrong, there is something wrong. Not of the sprite, but of the ice. I didn’t tell a lie, and your analysis was wrong. But it was too late, for me to say, Goodbye, Steven, I——

James: 说到不对劲，确实有问题。不过不是雪碧，是冰块。我没有撒谎，是你的分析错了，但是一切都晚了，再见了Steven。

Steven: What? I can’t understand anything you said!

Steven:什么？我不懂你在说什么

Waiter: Um, that means you are going down, man!

服务员：他说你死定了

Steven: Oh, so that’s how!

Steven：就这样...

Jenny: So, class is over, boys and girls! Thank you, for joining my class!

Jenny: 那么，我们今天课就到这里！谢谢大家来上我的课！

[Steven wakes up]  

[Steven从梦中惊醒]

Steven: I made a promise, so I must keep it.  

Steven: 我答应了，我一定做到！

Jenny: Ahhh, Steven! What are you doing here?

Jenny:Steven 你在做什么？！

Steven: I am here for you, my favorite teacher. I promise, I will be with you forever, so I came, to keep my promise.

Steven：我来找你啊，老师我说了我永远跟着你，我来兑现承诺

Director: Cut!

导演：停！

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